Charles Stewart Voted Warlocks Player of the Season

Talismanic defender, Charles Stewart has been confirmed as the runaway winner for the award of Charlie's Warlocks Player of the Season for Season 6 in a vote cast by all the regular squad members, collecting more than half of all the votes cast and receiving five times as many votes as any other player. Takis Anatolitis, George Perrozzi, Geoff Spencer Smith and Simon Millson also received votes but the results were clear.

Warlopedia officials were initially reluctant to post the news, due to to fears of adding to Stewart's already legendary arrogance. It is widely believed that this award is likely to lead to a vast increase in Charles' attempts at individual wondergoals from defence, however, such was the margin of his victory that it was only fair to give him one last ego boost. With 7 goals to his name in a season where Charles appeared 8 times for the Warlocks, often filling in with great success as a goalkeeper in the team's time of need, Charles' contribution has been influential throughout the season. Nowhere has his importance to the team been highlighted more than in the five-minute period at the start of the second half against Murphy's Black and White Ninjas in which Charles started on the bench, only to see his team duly concede five goals without him.

His tackles and vital goalmouth blocks have been invaluable to the team in Season 6 but he has also provided countless assists and an impressive goal tally, as well as numerous spectacular saves in goal. It truly is testament to just how much Charles has impressed his teammates this season given the number of players who voted for him in spite of his consistent ritual abuse and humiliation of them during matches. It seems that this season, they really have indeed been 'Charlie's' Warlocks.