The Warlopedia Awards: Season 6

After what has been an entertaining season with plenty of ups and downs, Takis Anatolitis and Mark Grogan present to you the official Warlopedia Awards (The Warlos) honour roll. Without further ado, here are the winners...



Player of the Season

Charles Stewart

Golden Boot

Takis Anatolitis (24 goals)

Best Goals-to-Games Ratio (For players appearing in at least half of all games)

George Perrozzi (2.8)

Goal of the Season

George Perrozzi (Week 1, vs Muswell Hilbillies)

Most Improved Player (AKA "The 'You Were Shit Last Season' Award")

Ash Rahmat

Best Comeback

Alex Harris (Weeks 8-10)

 The Mark Grogan Award for Outstanding Failure in Front of Goal 

Mark Grogan

The Didier Drogba Award for Most Time Spent on the Floor  (Includes goalkeepers)

Ash Rahmat

The Mark Van Bommel Award for Most Time Spent Flooring Opponents

Ash Rahmat

 The Michael Owen Award for Least Significant Contribution to the Season 

Mark Grogan

 The Anton Ferdinand Award for Least Significant Sibling 

Ross Stewart

The Carlos Tevez "I Shall Not Be Substituted" Award

Geoffrey Spencer-Smith

The Thierry Henry Award for Most Anticlimactic Comeback

Alex Alimo

The Leon Best Inconsistency Award

Takis Anatolitis

The Robbie Keane Extreme Moaning Award

Ash Rahmat

The Benoît Assou-Ekotto Award for Exclusively Scoring Long-Range Screamers

Simon Millson

The Didier Zokora 'Hit and Hope' Award

Charles Stewart

The Arjen Robben 'I'm Too Good to Pass to You' Award

Geoffrey Spencer-Smith

The Darren Anderton Sicknote Award

Mark Grogan

The Hugh Jackman Award for Outstanding Handsomeness

Ross Stewart

The Craig Bellamy Angriest Player Award

George Perrozzi

The Jamie Carragher Award for Best Own Goal

Takis Anatolitis (Week 7, vs Soggy Busquets)

Match of the Season

Week 10: Warlocks 8-8 Real Old

Biggest Win

Week 3: Warlocks 14-5 Smutton Rude (9 goal margin)

Heaviest Defeat

Week 4: Warlocks 7-16 Murphy's Black & White Ninjas (9 goal margin)

Worst Opponent (Player)

Joint: Arsenal Virgin (Murphys) and Shit Balotelli (Smutton Rude)

Worst Oppenent (Team)

Murphy's Black & White Ninjas

Favourite Opponent (Team)

Smutton Rude

Best Sideburns

Mark Grogan